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George W. Bush speaks out against Trump’s war with the media, travel ban and Islamophobia

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princeloki

i hate this motherfucker like no other but

given that a lot of conservatives idolized and worshipped him, i wonder if this will act as a wake up call to any of them

or if trumps “alt” nazis are a completely different breed of fucko

pretty-damn-eccentric

you know our nation is fucked when bush say something that makes sense

holyromanhomo

We all live in the twilight zone now

i-am-trash-tm

‘Power can be addictive’, I believe that. I walked twice into the Dutch parlement already. The first time, it just felt like a normal place regular people worked in. But the second time…oh the second time was immense as I met two parlement members of my own fraction I joined in 2017. I felt such a power inside of me and I just wanted to stand were our prime-minister stands. It was immense and now I really want to work there! Doesn’t matter what I have to do for it, I want to be a politician. God it felt so good to be there.

Source: bit.ly
dutchmemes

Anonymous asked:

Een (Nederlandse) vriendin van mij werd is boos omdat ik haar een 'Hollander' noemde ipv een 'Nederlander'. Is er een betekenis die ik niet snap ofzo?

dutchmemes answered:

Omdat Nederland meer is dan alleen Holland (dat is maar een deel van Nederland)

solivagant-warrior

Holland is overigens het betere deel van Nederland dus zo verontwaardigd hoeft ze nou ook weer niet te zijn

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i-am-trash-tm

De Limburgers hebben anders wel de lekkerste vlaai en geen andere worstenbroodjes zijn zo lekker als de Brabantse.

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When a person dies, they are given one phone call to the living in order to settle any unanswered questions. You’ve just died, and it’s time to make your last call.

i-am-trash-tm

(Sorry for incorrect English, it’s not my native language)

Currently, I’m laying in bed within the walls of God’s Traumatic Centre. This centre helps you cope with your own death. One of the many treatments are having a last phone call with someone. My family demands answers with my death as my death was under mysterious conditions, but the government needs my last call even more. Doubtful I lay there…my head’s spinning around and I decide. I have to call the minister of global security, a secret job only a handful of people know about, including me. “Sir, I kept my promise, I buried the nuclear launch codes from every country, including America, deep down under the surface of the Pacific. The American government killed me when I got back…trust no one!’. I hang up and I finally accepted my death as a sacrifice for the world.

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nedermemes

het zuiden / oosten van nederland is echt raar, superveel mensen zijn blank, ik tel ineens meer alternatieven binnen 5 minuten dan ik binnen een jaar in de stad zie, iedereen is sloom, en het landschap lijkt op duitsland

ithurtswhenilive

Zeg je nou dat ik sloom ben

appiemoestuin

trammelant in brabelant

nedergrappies

Oh ik kan dit zeker bevestigen: in mijn basisschooltijd woonden er maar 2 niet Nederlandse (en niet blanke) gezinnen in mijn dorp en iedereen is hier alternatief om te rebellen tegen hun katholieke ouders ofzo

lycanthropemaul

Ik kan me herinneren dat ik toen ik 5 was voor het eerst iemand zag met echt een donkere huidstint!

Waar groeide ik op?

Limburg.

nedermemes

oh my god

i-am-trash-tm

Ik, als Brabantse, kan dit bevestigen, laatst is het eerste niet blanke gezin in mijn dorp komen wonen.

zerrace

Experiment with political systems

probablygoodrpgideas

Sure, having a king/queen is simple, but have you ever tried:

  • Democracy
  • Multiple nobles and they all have the same amount of power (lot of conflict potential)
  • You can become ruler by defeating the current ruler in a fight
  • The merchants run everything
  • A noble and a parliament rule
  • The most intelligent people rule
  • …

There are thousands of possibilities, be creative!

probablygoodrpgideas

I love this post so much because 50% of the notes are solid ideas for political systems while the other 50% are just utterly confused by what this is about

probablybadrpgideas

Just whoever is physically closest to the throne at any given time is the supreme unquestioned ruler. Court politics is just a big pile of people shoving each other in the throne room.

i-am-trash-tm

Per year the most richest person on earth will rule, however after the year that person is stripped off 90% of his fortune. One ruler per year

Source: probablygoodrpgideas
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thebigbadafro

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

sobrietykilledtheteenager

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

ohanadoesntapplytoadam

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

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@leviathansuggestion @deepsea-suggestion

living-paradox-owl

SUBMARINE SIZED LOBSTERS OH GOD

i-am-trash-tm

Scientists also said that we’ve only discovered 1% of the earth species, but we’ve discovered most land species but most of the unknown species are living in the water.

Source: thatscienceguy
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shapeofh2o

Guillermo del Toro has sold a new horror anthology series to Netflix. The streaming giant has ordered “Guillermo del Toro Presents 10 After Midnight,” in which the Academy Award-winning filmmaker will present a collection of personally curated stories that are described as both equally sophisticated and horrific.

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YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY MORE HORROR SERIES!

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